2004-04-17 [Avoral]: I propose... [Erinnn]. All agree?

2004-04-17 [Whim]: Sure. Let's go for it.

2004-04-17 [Avoral]: Excellent. Skyy had better agree, or we'll shoot him.

2004-04-17 [Avoral]: But I'm smiting. Now. ^_^ Jump in.

2004-04-17 [Malkavian]: Umm...so you're basically harassing her? To an extent.

2004-04-17 [Avoral]: Yeah, that's how it goes. That's the only way to smite on ET.

2004-04-17 [Avoral]: But we just finished. She had a good run... But I was the only one who got in on it. Everyone else got distracted or possibly bitched out.

2004-04-17 [Malkavian]: You're harassing children for Christ Sakes! Even I am young though I have a very mature mind...I would expect better in all of you to an extent...I understand this is for kicks and giggles but do you really take pain in hurting others? Do you? I do sometimes though I love physical pain...You're mentally abusing children and that isn't hard.

2004-04-17 [Avoral]: What you're forgetting, Malkavian, is that my style isn't just to berate one to death. One way or another, I end up buckling and HAVING to enlighten them. But I think that, one way or another, this would be an enlightening experience for the little children. But anyway... She was the test subject, and certainly mature enough just to take it and whine about it for a while... At the most. The smiting I did was going through and asking her if she -really- thought that her taste in music was her own. It made her think, not cry.

2004-04-17 [Skyy]: And while all this was going on I was out in the desert trying to fix a damn antenna to get my internet working. So...I'm assuming we're having an argument of sorts?*takes off his helmet and Desert Camo and puts his white suit and cobolt tie back on*...That's better

2004-04-17 [Malkavian]: ~`Taps the sharp edge of her butcherknife to her cheek in thought.`~

2004-04-17 [Skyy]: well...*resheives his sword*...I guess I missed it. alright back to the home page so as not to dirty the hit list all up...*starts walking into the other room.

2004-04-22 [Avoral]: [F.T.F.O..ninjas never die] Check him out. He's a wanker.

2004-04-22 [Malkavian]: Yeah, he needs to be verbally harassed.

2004-04-22 [Avoral]: So he's okay for the old treatment?

2004-04-22 [Malkavian]: He's okay for someone to bash him in the eyes with rocks >><<

2004-04-22 [Avoral]: Yay! *Loves!* Excellent... Then that means we need one more vote against him, and he'll be on the list! ^_^ Because I appoint you, me, and ((insert next person's name here)) to survey the mindless fuck.

2004-04-22 [Skyy]: Well...since I was the one who recommended him I'll throw that last vote to you.

2004-04-22 [Avoral]: YES. The bastard's on.

2004-04-22 [Skyy]: When shall we begin? If we do it now, please tell me, cause I'm soon leaving if not.

2004-04-22 [Avoral]: Oh, I need sleep, actually. He's just an enemy of the Wiki, and has to be harassed on and off as you please.

2004-04-22 [Malkavian]: Well I've done my harassing for the night and this morning (5:43am). I must work on my project for Journalism...

2004-04-22 [Skyy]: So just start harrasing him whenever we feel like it?

2004-04-23 [Avoral]: Yes.

2004-04-23 [Avoral]: And Malkavian! GET SOME SLEEP! You are commanded.

2004-04-26 [levhole]: New Target [CheapSexOiOi]

2004-04-26 [Avoral]: List your grievances, Cruz Negra.

2004-04-26 [Skyy]: ...hello

2004-04-27 [Sven Welkenson]: It is too easy to verbally harass little valichen. I say we organize a raid. I have the swords.

2004-04-27 [Avoral]: Hehehehe... Well, whatever destroys him and his brittle paper-thin psyche.

2004-04-27 [Skyy]: He believes that we are all the same person under different user names...amusing.

2004-04-27 [Whim]: I'm all the same person under one user name.

2004-04-28 [Malkavian]: Really? ~`Puts on her top-hat`~

2004-04-28 [Whim]: No, not really. I'm like a dozen and seven people under one user name.

2004-04-28 [Malkavian]: ~`Pokes you in your left eye`~ o_0

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Ow! You just poked 20 people in their eye.

2004-04-28 [Malkavian]: ~`Licks your eye?`~ o_> pfft.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: You can't lick my eyes, they are not for licking. *wraps duct tape around his eyes*

2004-04-28 [Malkavian]: What do you think of [Love me. Hate Me. I'm still on UR mind.] . Whim?

2004-04-28 [Whim]: I think slightly crazy is a great state of mind. I'm slightly crazy myself.

2004-04-28 [Malkavian]: Dude...I'm talking about the person...bastard.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: She's young and stupid. Don't kill her, just teach her how to not be young and stupid...well...she can stay young for now, but correct the stupidity.

2004-04-28 [Malkavian]: I do not teach, ~`Zones out into her own world.`~

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Then just kill her. That'll teach her to be young and stupid.

2004-04-28 [Malkavian]: What? ~`Looks at you blinking`~ I don't kill...I torture...then slaughter...then lap up the blood...I mean ~`Shifty eyes`~ shhh...

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Well....do that...just make sure it involves alot of sawdust.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: Meathooks all the way. Sawdust just ain't enough. Did I ever ramble on about my railroad spike/lead weight torture? Or the leech and mosquito torture? ^_^  Oh well, I ramble. Anyway! *Pets Malkavian* And that's why I adopted you. *Tweaks your nose* Anyway, I agree with Whim find her a little too young and naive... Especially after the little refocusing I did a while back.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Sawdust is plenty. It really hurst when it gets in your eyes.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: *Shrugs* Yeah, it also hurts when someone tries to walk on it with severed stumps for limbs... Which is what my plan was to use it for... But still, iron filings might do better. They're not organic. ^_^

2004-04-28 [Whim]: There's nothing wrong with organic. Organic is the stuff that steak is made of. I like steak. It is not grey.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: Well hey. Granted, there are some times in which organic is good... i.e. steak... And leeches, and mosquitoes, and maggots, and organic poisons, and fungi that eat away one's skin... *Wants to grow fungi on someone's still living body for the torment of it*

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Damnit. I'm hungry. I needs me some organisms.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: First glance made me think you had just said you were hungry for orgasms. I was about to say... "Yeah, I'm hungry too."

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Well, I'm all for orgasms, but first I need food.

2004-04-28 [Neimo]: *chuckles* Strangeness. There's dead animals in the fridge. Dead meat is best..living meat bites back. :D

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Dead meat is best served hot, much like live meat and orgasms.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: But unlike revenge.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: revenge is for panzies. I deal in prevenge.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: And me? My trade is... Venge.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: so you take action against someone at the exact same time they take action against you.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: Yes.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: I take action before any harm is done at all. It keeps me from needing venge or revenge.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: But venge is more fun, because it doesn't require as many letters to type... And you get to make dodge rolls, too.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: But prevenge requires no reason to attack. That's the beauty of it.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: *Shrugs* I could do prevenge as well, nothing's stopping me. But when I'm not a-prevengin', I'm going for venge.

2004-04-28 [Malkavian]: ~`Eats stale cherry flavored poptarts.`~

2004-04-28 [Whim]: That reminds me. I have s'mores pop tarts.  *AWAY*

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: YOU WANK. Were you HIDING them from me?! Anyway. *Eye twitches* NO! Not the stale ones! *Replaces them with good ones* You'll get rabies.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: I think we just got them recently. My stupid fat sister and her friends have already whored most of them away.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: Good point. What whores.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: I must start hiding them.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: Hide it all. Mini-Bean don't need none o' them Pop-Tarts.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: She'll die if she takes all me pop tarts.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]'s done bad things to your inflection... Hehehe...

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Really? What kind of bad things?

2004-04-29 [Malkavian]: Hello'z

2004-04-29 [Whim]: howdy

2004-04-29 [Avoral]: The good kind of bad things.

2004-04-29 [Avoral]: Whim: She'll die if she takes all me pop tarts.  <= Take a look at that statement... And tell me what of it screams "I'm turning Irish."

2004-04-29 [Whim]: sexy good or wonderfully good?

2004-04-29 [Whim]: Oh wow...I didn't even notice...lol.

2004-04-29 [Avoral]: It's studly good. Erotically delicious.

2004-04-29 [Whim]: Excellent. It's a good thing Levi's Gollum talk wore off before this Irish kick really starts to kick in...hehe.

2004-04-29 [Sven Welkenson]: Whats is wrongs with ze gollums talk

2004-04-29 [Sven Welkenson]: Me thinks the skinys ones does not likes us

2004-04-29 [Whim]: the gollum talk is ok, but I think irish gollum talk would be a bit much.

2004-04-29 [Avoral]: We have a target. Two votes. ASAP. GET HER. She's younger than usual... But just right for the destroying. Kill. Now. [sgwde] is her.

2004-04-29 [Avoral]: *Composes* I need two votes against her. Screw appointing councils... Not enough time. I am indignant.

2004-04-30 [Avoral]: Okay, simmered down. All is well. *Nods*

2004-04-30 [Skyy]: *sigh*

2004-04-30 [Skyy]: let me check her out. My vote counts as two votes anyways...

2004-04-30 [Skyy]: ...I'm sorry...my love for artwork will not allow me to look further down her page to find a reason to dislike her.

2004-04-30 [Avoral]: No problem. Not killing her anymore. She repented.

2004-04-30 [Sven Welkenson]: [david davis]

2004-04-30 [Avoral]: I'm testing him as we speak.

2004-05-01 [Whim]: [Blood Angel] should be our new target. He's proven himself time and time again to be a complete ass. He must be humbled.

2004-05-02 [Avoral]: Hmm... The only qualm I have is that with Jester would fall Narcissus. And I like Narcissus. However, Whim's in charge of the conquest, and I've got plans to launch a few things when I get around it... So it's all quite mutable. I can't say I like Jester personally, but I'm not going to cast a vote for or against him. Three Seraphim, no more, no less. That's all it takes to put him on... So round up a council, and if it's unanimous within the council, he's on the list.

2004-05-02 [Blood Angel]: aww you poor fuckers have to send your lil people to fight someone who wont fight *pats yalls heads and disappears* Poor you...*sighs* I WONT FIGHT YOU PEOPLE>....no matter how hard you try i wont fight...so you ight as well give up

2004-05-02 [Skyy]: Damn...he seems slightly rambunctious and unsure of his place in life...poor guy. Let's do it...it's a challenge.

2004-05-02 [Avoral]: Fighting? I haven't fought. And I'm sure the rest of them view you as more of a toy... Or possibly a fire hydrant... Than a valid enemy.

2004-05-02 [Avoral]: That's one vote, then?

2004-05-02 [Skyy]: A toy...just a play thing...and it just becomes more fun when they try to act superior.=)

2004-05-02 [Avoral]: Yeah, really. And the funniest part is that he believes we've been sending them. I know I haven't sent any lackeys, period... And am slightly opposed to the idea, however fun it sounds. Which... Mind you... Does sound like fun.

2004-05-02 [Avoral]: But it's really funny how the very same ogre who could pass as testament for Midol just a couple days ago turns around and tries to play Ghandi on us. We all know he's a pissy wank... And what buttons to push if we want to get him to flare up into his torrential little hissy-fits. *Pats the semi*

2004-05-02 [Skyy]: Thank you for the pat on the head though king of jesters, it makes me feel appreciated.

2004-05-02 [Skyy]: I must say though, Avoral, that his busty little jenni looks quite nice. *applauds*

2004-05-02 [Avoral]: Yeah. But above all, she's got a great personality... Have you talked to her?

2004-05-02 [Skyy]: No I have not, but I shall definately start now.

2004-05-02 [Skyy]: If you say that her inner beauty is greater than her outer beauty Avoral, then she must be quite an amazing person to know.

2004-05-02 [Avoral]: Yeah. You'll see in time the true reason I admire her, should you get her into a decent conversation... And thus the reason why I think this suddenly-easier addition of Jester as a target would be somewhat depressing: We'd have to stand the possibility of losing Jen from regular speaking on our wiki. Love that girl to death, honestly. ^_^

2004-05-02 [Skyy]: Yes...our appeal for girls does seem to to be bothersome at times...alright. So do you believe, Avoral, that we should just leave the poor vulnerable King of Fools alone...oh. I'm sorry...must be a typo of somesort that has to do with my incredibly low intelligence. I ment to say King of Jesters. I apologize for the slight inconvenience dear fellow. I hope it doesn't upset you that much.

2004-05-02 [Avoral]: I believe that my disdain for his very existence has outweighed my drive to sway anyone against it. And don't worry. I, given my even lower intelligence, have caught myself nearly typing King of Wankers on occasion. Crazy me. So yes, no harm done. At least yours tied in with the Jester scheme.

2004-05-02 [beautiful _ darkness]: wat is your guys problem?

2004-05-02 [Malkavian]: What problem?

2004-05-03 [Avoral]: Yeah, I'm kind of wondering the same thing.

2004-05-03 [Malkavian]: ~`Pokes Avoral in the right eye`~ I don't think we have a problem...

2004-05-03 [Avoral]: *Takes out the eye and buffs it a little before sticking it back in and blinking a couple of times* Yeah, me either.

2004-05-03 [beautiful _ darkness]: ok let me ask it this way...why do you want people to Conform?...if you guys even know wat that means

2004-05-03 [Whim]: Conform: the act of being smitten until you see things my way.

2004-05-03 [Malkavian]: Why wouldn't we? Not to sound bitchy due to my lack of needing another word. We know what it means, we aren't...children. Mmm...conforming is simply changing to fit the mold in most cases, if you do not think I understand what the word means. Otherwise I agree with [Whim].

2004-05-03 [Sven Welkenson]: [Rx7god] [00000] both must die, or at least be taught conjuctions and how to spell fucking.

2004-05-03 [Malkavian]: Bob, yes. Soroshu I don't know yet.

2004-05-04 [Avoral]: Well, here's the question, Fall. Why DON'T you want to conform? And how does our choice to do so indicate any sort of problems? I daresay you're probably doing it too... Just without knowing it.

2004-05-04 [Malkavian]: Umm...what do you people think about [Fluffles] ?

2004-05-04 [Avoral]: I know her IRL. *Blinks*

2004-05-04 [Malkavian]: She seems neat o_>

2004-05-04 [Avoral]: *Pets*

2004-05-04 [Sven Welkenson]: Fluffles needs to learn when to get off the phone so Sven can talk to his friends.

2004-05-04 [Avoral]: Yeah... She does. By the way, Malkavian dearest, Fluffles is Sven's little sister. ^_^

2004-05-04 [Whim]: Wow....Malkavian agreed with me without throwing something at me. *grabs a table to shield himself*

2004-05-04 [Avoral]: *Launches the newfound Dual Tech, "Dementia Pulse," and afflicts Whim with confusion and 9999 damage after blowing through Lavos* Excellent. All went according to plan.

2004-05-04 [Whim]: *walks in the room* Whoa! That thing cuts through time and space.

2004-05-04 [Avoral]: Damn straight it does.

2004-05-04 [Malkavian]: We lost or fucking soccer game...

2004-05-05 [Avoral]: No! *Hugs tight* Well... You're still a totally assbeating team. You'd beat our school's hands-down. *Grins at Sven* Besides... It happens to everyone. I hope you feel better, love!

2004-05-05 [Sven Welkenson]: Don't let Fluffles being my sister keep you from destroying in a fangorious manner. In fact I be abliged to help.

2004-05-05 [Avoral]: Oh, don't worry. I never planned on letting anything, filial or no, inhibit my destruction of the youth on the E-Tizzle.

2004-05-05 [Sven Welkenson]: Excellent.

2004-05-06 [Sven Welkenson]: I recent that soccer remark by the way.

2004-05-06 [Avoral]: I know... Hehehe... That was the point.

2004-05-06 [Malkavian]: I know I would beat Sven in a soccer game.

2004-05-06 [Avoral]: Hehehehe... Destroy him, love. Use the Dementation. Just... Watch out for the Bonecraft. That can get a little nasty in soccer.

2004-05-06 [Malkavian]: As long as he doesn't really touch me I'm quite fine.

2004-05-06 [Avoral]: You have to in order for the Vicissitude to work.

2004-05-06 [Whim]: I'll cheer for you Sven since no one else will. *Dixie Soccer Alumni UNITE!!*

2004-05-07 [Avoral]: Wanker.

2004-05-07 [Sven Welkenson]: I'm not worried about soccer anymore. The season is over and I say fuck it.

2004-05-07 [Sven Welkenson]: And yes the Vicissitude comes in handy.

2004-05-07 [Whim]: well, in that case....*Dixie Apathetic Soccer Alumni Bastards UNITE!!!*

2004-05-07 [Sven Welkenson]: Hell Yeah!

2004-05-07 [Avoral]: *Unites* *Stops, remembering he hates soccer* *But loves Malkavian*

2004-07-12 [Malkavian]: o_0 well I figure it was all yah know....a together thing.... O.0

2004-07-12 [Avoral]: Hmm?

2004-07-14 [Malkavian]: What? o

2004-07-14 [Avoral]: *Shrugs* *Pets*

2004-07-15 [Malkavian]: ~`Claws playfully?`~

2004-07-15 [Avoral]: Yay! *Hugs the Malk-kitty*

2004-07-19 [Malkavian]: ~`Hugs back then goes back to her corner`~

2004-07-27 [Malkavian]: Maybe, [H.R. PuffNStuff] is a good canidate. I don't know what her age is.

2004-07-27 [Avoral]: I'll survey her and probe her a bit, so to speak.

2005-03-17 [iippo]: those of us making up His almighty sword shall rise to punish the wicked What ever happened to "judge not lest ye be judged"?

2005-03-17 [iippo]: But as a sidenote, this place is muchos like SAGAS, 'cept, loaded with religion-stuff. ^_^ Good stuff.

2005-03-17 [Avoral]: Yeah, but I'm too bad-ass to listen to the judgment of the lesser beings out there. Besides, I own Gods of Elftown now. Worship me. But yeah, I'll have to check out this SAGAS. Thanks for the input! ^_^

2005-03-18 [iippo]: o_O; *inputted... she never does that* w00t!

2006-04-09 [Canvas Confessions]: hmmmmmm can I be put on the hit list?? ^_^ looolz by the way, on that 'offended' thingy? eh but this entire wiki is based on being offended by goth/satanists/etc blahblahblah lolz =p

2006-04-09 [Jay Ladlehaus]: Wow, I completely forgot this existed.

2006-04-10 [Avoral]: Nah, not so much being offended as finding their false individuality highly irritating.